Vertex4 proudly presents this groundbreaking NOVELTY:
EVIL OVEN, the first mobile ceramic stovetop for your iPhone.
Impress your friends with this elegant cooking and baking solution.
- Two stovetops with digital panel.
- Timer function.
- Burns everything - Meat, Vegetables, Fingertips.
- Even delights your BARBEQUE PARTY!
- Malicious OVEN-DEMON, who dwells underneath the stovetop.
(It can only be soothed through ferocious human sacrifices or CONSOLING STROKING.)
CAUTION: Touching the stovetop might cause pain, uncontrollable laughter or spontaneous massive existence failure.
DISCLAIMER: To provide you with this unbeatable low price we had to build our factory on the remains of an occult Indian burial ground.
We feel sure you will understand that we did not have the budget to complete a full exorcism on the whole product line.
***** FUN TIP: Leave a lasting IMPRESSION! Press your fingertips onto the stovetop for as long as possible.